G-d said to Adam "I am going to create for you such a wife!
She wil be a woman who will cook for you, clean for you and wake you every morning with scrumptious baked goodies.
She'll listen raptly to your every word and will never interrupt or contradict you.
She will let you guide her and support you in everything you do.
And making love hoo boy!
She will create scenarios that will make you harder than Pharoh's heart and the envy of that sneaky tree snake".
Adam: "What's the catch? What will this perfect woman cost me"?
G-d: "An arm and a leg."
Adam: "Hmm...what can I get for a rib"?
cute...
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